Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Elephants!

Here are some elephant jokes for you to try:

What animal can jump higher than an elephant?
reveal/hide answerAny animal that can jump... because elephants don't jump.

What’s the difference between a donut and an elephant?
reveal/hide answerYou can't dip an elephant in your coffee.

What do you get when you cross a herd of elephants with a school of fish?
reveal/hide answerSwimming trunks.

How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?
reveal/hide answerYour nose touches the ceiling.

If you saw nine elephants walking down your street wearing red socks, and one wearing blue socks, what would this prove?
reveal/hide answerThat 9 out of 10 elephants wear red socks.




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