Others crossing the road

Now let's figure out what happens when it's not the chicken crossing the road, but someone (or something) else:


Why did the cow cross the road?

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To get to the udder side.

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

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To get to the other tide.

Why did the otter cross the road?

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To get to the otter side.

Why did the horse cross the road?

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To visit her neigh-bor.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

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To get to her hare dresser.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

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To get to the Shell station.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

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To get to the body shop.

Why did the fox cross the road?

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To get to the chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

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To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

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Because chickens didn't exist yet.